The Bubbly Virgin

Last night on New Year’s Eve, sitting at the bar in our local pub with Graham the bartender serving champers…

Graham: “Get a good grip. That’s it.”

Me: “Like this?”

“Yeah, now move it gently. Gently! That’s it, keep going. Pull it slowly.”

“I hope I’m doing this right.”

“Mm, you got it. Nice. I can see it coming. The trick is not to make a sound…”

*pop*

“Yes!”

“Oh, it’s frothing!”