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	<title>Not The Hockey Player &#187; Humour</title>
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	<description>A personal blog by Gary Roberts</description>
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		<title>I get email</title>
		<link>http://garyroberts.com/2012/01/i-get-email/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Roberts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I get messages from people who think I&#8217;m Gary Roberts the hockey player. Today I got one from a coach for the Pittsburgh Penguins! See screenshot:]]></description>
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		<title>The Bubbly Virgin</title>
		<link>http://garyroberts.com/2012/01/the-bubbly-virgin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Roberts</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bubbly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new year's eve]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, New Year&#8217;s Eve, sitting at the bar in our local pub with a friend and the bartender&#8230; &#8220;Get a good grip. That&#8217;s it.&#8221; &#8220;Like this?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, now move it gently. Gently! That&#8217;s it, keep going. Pull it slowly.&#8221; &#8220;I hope I&#8217;m doing this &#8230; <a href="http://garyroberts.com/2012/01/the-bubbly-virgin/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kids sometimes get bad presents</title>
		<link>http://garyroberts.com/2011/12/kids-sometimes-get-bad-presents/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Roberts</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scrabble]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[secret santa]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When my little nephew Robert was around 5 or 6 years old, he told me to buy him a toy truck for Christmas. He had a specific truck in mind and even told me where I could buy it. I &#8230; <a href="http://garyroberts.com/2011/12/kids-sometimes-get-bad-presents/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Skating at the Harbourfront</title>
		<link>http://garyroberts.com/2011/12/skating-at-the-harbourfront/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 23:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Roberts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toronto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For the record, I am not a good skater. I&#8217;m actually pretty crap at it, but I will give it a try every now and then. Today El Franco went down to the lake shore&#8217;s Harbourfront Centre Natrel Rink for a practice &#8230; <a href="http://garyroberts.com/2011/12/skating-at-the-harbourfront/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>You know you&#8217;re getting old when&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://garyroberts.com/2011/12/you-know-youre-getting-old-when/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 22:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Roberts</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[loblaws]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neighbourhood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toronto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;a new Loblaws supermarket opens in the &#8216;hood and you can&#8217;t wait to get there with the rest of the keeners, to check it out. You start to feel there&#8217;s a party happening as you go up the escalator and &#8230; <a href="http://garyroberts.com/2011/12/you-know-youre-getting-old-when/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Wrestling Raccoons</title>
		<link>http://garyroberts.com/2010/07/wrestling-raccoons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 19:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Roberts</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[toronto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As Wednesday morning came and I got ready for work, I looked out the window to check if there would be any rain in store for Toronto. The sky looked clear, and it seemed there was no threat of wet &#8230; <a href="http://garyroberts.com/2010/07/wrestling-raccoons/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>A little rough-and-tumble</title>
		<link>http://garyroberts.com/2009/12/a-little-rough-and-tumble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Roberts</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fatima]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keaton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pets]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I think Keaton wins this one, paws down!]]></description>
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		<title>Before crossing: Look left, look right, look left again</title>
		<link>http://garyroberts.com/2009/09/before-crossing-look-left-look-right-look-left-again/</link>
		<comments>http://garyroberts.com/2009/09/before-crossing-look-left-look-right-look-left-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Roberts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[downtown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toronto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The intersection of Bay and King Streets in the downtown core of Toronto can be a busy and treacherous crossing for pedestrians. This is where the Go Train crowds gather as they make their way to work in the mornings, &#8230; <a href="http://garyroberts.com/2009/09/before-crossing-look-left-look-right-look-left-again/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Pimp my ride!</title>
		<link>http://garyroberts.com/2009/07/pimp-my-ride/</link>
		<comments>http://garyroberts.com/2009/07/pimp-my-ride/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Roberts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eye candy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toronto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1.) Take an ordinary-looking van. 2.) Instead of pimping it out with chrome, bling, or any of the other accoutrements you see on some vehicles that outwardly display the maturity of the people inside, fit it bumper-to-bumper in a soothing, &#8230; <a href="http://garyroberts.com/2009/07/pimp-my-ride/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Mmm, gum&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://garyroberts.com/2009/04/mmm-gum/</link>
		<comments>http://garyroberts.com/2009/04/mmm-gum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Roberts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coffee]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love going to the coffee shop in the mornings during the week. It&#8217;s so civilized to sit down with a mug of strong coffee and read what&#8217;s happening in the daily paper, or touch base with a good novel &#8230; <a href="http://garyroberts.com/2009/04/mmm-gum/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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