I get email
Sometimes I get messages from people who think I’m Gary Roberts the hockey player. Today I got one from a coach for the Pittsburgh Penguins! See screenshot:
Category Archives: Humour
The Bubbly Virgin
Last night, New Year’s Eve, sitting at the bar in our local pub with a friend and the bartender… “Get a good grip. That’s it.” “Like this?” “Yeah, now move it gently. Gently! That’s it, keep going. Pull it slowly.” “I hope I’m doing this … Continue reading
Kids sometimes get bad presents
When my little nephew Robert was around 5 or 6 years old, he told me to buy him a toy truck for Christmas. He had a specific truck in mind and even told me where I could buy it. I … Continue reading
Skating at the Harbourfront
For the record, I am not a good skater. I’m actually pretty crap at it, but I will give it a try every now and then. Today El Franco went down to the lake shore’s Harbourfront Centre Natrel Rink for a practice … Continue reading
You know you’re getting old when…
…a new Loblaws supermarket opens in the ‘hood and you can’t wait to get there with the rest of the keeners, to check it out. You start to feel there’s a party happening as you go up the escalator and … Continue reading
I was born in England, spent